Election Night 08

Today is November 4th, 2008. Election Day. But Rather than rambling on with political commentary, I thought I'd share some of the very valuable information that can pertain to members of any political affiliation or party.

DRINKING GAMES FOR ELECTION DAY 2008:

1. Every time the term "battleground state" is uttered, take a drink.

2. Every time young voters and Obama are referenced in the same breath, take a drink.

3. Every time McCain and Bush are referenced in the same breath, take a drink.

4. Every time John King thinks he's John Madden trying to illustrate something on his CNN magical board, take a drink.

5. Every time a pundit says "The race was really over when ..." or some variation, take two drinks.

6. Every time a battleground state is called for one candidate or the other, the first person to yell "Joe Sixpack" gets to distribute six drinks among as many people as they would like. If you're drinking alone, you might as well drain your drink. It's going to be a long, lonely night.

We may look to incorporate some of these games into tonight's festivities. However, we've decided to focus our election night drinking game on a true American tradition: Jello Shots. And tonight, I plan showing that I am truly Pro-America.