Lesson From my Father In Law #1

I recently got married and I'm currently spending Thanksgiving weekend in Arizona with the In-Laws, who I adore by the way. After Day 2, I was telling Jeff that his Dad has so many interesting (and humorous) theories and ideas, he should have his own blog.
But, alas, he is 70 years old and not quite comfortable with the world wide web SO I, his daughter-in-law, shall take on this responsibility and include his advice/thoughts/factoids in my blog...Through a new chapter, I like to call

LESSONS FROM MY FATHER IN LAW

Lesson from my Father-In-Law #1:
"If your dog is misbehaving, you can show him that you are the pack leader by biting him. When he does something wrong, just throw him to the ground and take a little nibble out of his ear". {SHOWN BY BITING HIS 95 POUND YELLOW LAB RIO ON HIS LEFT EAR WHILE PUSHING HIM TO THE GROUND}